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Great! Loved the Ragdoll effect!

I would love to know howto make a ragdoll like that, to be able to throw him around and stuff, any chance you could help me out? if you can, PM me please, I'd love to know, great game, I vote 5

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It was alright...

I tried to play this but maybe it's just be but it didn't really work too well, the ball hardly moved when i tried to kick, the left hand bar wasn't going up so i'm not sure whats wrong but i appreciate the script becasue it's hard to make level bar type things, lol confuzing what i'm saying but i kinda know what i'm saying, anyways, it was alright

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Hey guys, I'm suprised you released it so soon =D

I can't believe we got this game done so friggen fast, but still it looks like it may have taken ages, I love the graphics of the explosions!!!1 oh wait, i made them, well i still love them!!!1 and whatever happened the the "can you beat our score" thing, that was soooo funny man, you should put that back in!!1 oh well, i'll talk to you all later on today, peace

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GREAT GAME

this is an awesome game, and not just because i made it to level 147, but becasue it was very addicting and i really loved how the stars started going faster as the time went on, around level 147 the stars were going so damn fast i coudn't tell what was the enemy what was the enemy fire and what was me i also liked how your own speed picked up as time went on, great game, loved it!! make more please! :)

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lol this was pretty funny

This was great, and i agree that she did sound like she was having sex the whole game with the "ow" and the grunting. I thought it was kind of strange how when she jumps it looks like she has strings attached to her boobs and she gets pulled up into the air cuz she certainly doesn't bend down before she jums 20 feet in the air. lol, great game though, good job

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I like how many options there are but...

how can paper beat air? I think that air could just blow the paper away or blow it into a lake to ruin it or something, what was your reason to make paper beat air? other than that i love how theres so many options and everything! keep up the great work!!

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Dave responds:

PAPER fans AIR is, indeed, as arbitrary an outcome as AIR blows away PAPER. My least-favorite outcome has always been SCISSORS swish through AIR. but, when design a game with so many outcomes and trying to get it all balanced, I am forced into some pretty arbitrary realms.

really good but one thing

increase the frames per second cuz my score reached an astonishing high of 153600, and i could easily double that this second, in fact, i will,,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,okay, now i have 307200, what i'm saying is it's too slow, either that or i'm too fast and good, but still, maybe even make levels of diffilculty? cuz this is really good and has good potential!!

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I really liked this!!

I love it how you had so many different cursors in this, and now i have to go and check out cursorized 1!!
my personal favourites were 19, 95, 97, and the one that looks like you're going through a tunnel somewhere in the middle of them all.

Very good, hope to see more from you! keep up the good work!!

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I love Jerry Jackson movies but...

You ruined the idea of a soundboard by making only letters into a button! You need to put invisible backgrounds behind the letters so it's easier to click!! Please, for the love of god do this and then re-submit it!!

Also add in some sound clips from the "super marrio parodies" movie!!

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I have an idea for you...

Since i hate slide shows and this is pretty much just a slide show, I'll give you a quick idea to make this alot better, all you have to do is, instead of having just a picture of the gun, make some interactivity on it..... eg. click the trigger, it fires........ click the lights of the cars and they turn on,,, if you add little things like this on each page, i'm sure it will get higher ratings,,,

P.S. i really enjoyed your graphics and would like to know did you just edit a pic you got off google or w/e or did you draw them yourself? or was it a mix of both?

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