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There was this extremely muscular lady that came into the shop, and I mean really muscular,,, her arms were about the size of my head. Anyways, I'm just this skrawny 130 pound 5'11 runt,,, so I look at her and she quickly snapped her head in my direction. Saw me staring back at her and then climbed over the counter. My eyes grew large as I started to stumble backwards. I turned around and started to run towards the back room coolers, she chased me. As I reached the door to the cooler she grabbed my wrist, bent me over, and fucked me in the ass. So that was my saturday, and my butt is still sore.

So basically the other day I was like, and she was like, then he was all like, and I'm like. So woah, then we and she did but he wouldn't so I farted and called it a day.

EAT ME ASS FIRST

LICK MY ASS PIMPLES.

SHIT BALLS

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